To stop my eyes from burning....

At the gym today (oh the horror) I saw something that I hope no one ever encounters in their life. I'm lifting my little ten pound weights when lo and behold, right there in front of me - the ass crack of a professor I know. The image is burned in my brain and will undoubtedly be the cause of my future full blown alcoholism and cirrhotic liver.



On another note, here's a cute picture.